The Whine thread.

[TPoptarts]

Is there another place like this one, only one that's a bit saner?

There's plenty but I don't have a job in either of them and I can't afford paying rent.

Another whine: there's a frelling LADDER to the top bunk above me. SO WHY THE FRELL DOES THAT STUPID CHICK HAVE TO STEP ON MY BED AND MY STUFF EVERY TIME SHE GETS OFF HER BED!!!! Really!! What the frell is her problem!!! She BETTER not do that when I'm sleeping because that stuff wakes me up like a frelling defibrillator. And still like why the frell can't she use the ladder anyway!!! And like I said something to her now she and her friends are bitching about me in like German or something that I'm being "bitchy" to them whatever, that I complain about everything and like why did I move the ladder in the first place, well yeah I moved it to where it's supposed to be which is in the middle for both the top bunks because before that this chick moved it like to the middle of the top bunk above me so it only served her and not the other bed, and also IT WAS IN THE FRELLING WAY and blocked MY bed (like her stuff blocks half the bed already and the ladder blocked the other half), like dude COMMON SENSE anyone?? Yeah everything's all plenty convenient for HER, what about other people?? There's a frelling reason why it's supposed to be where it is and not in the middle of the bed. But I always come out the bad guy.

Gah and I'm hungry.

[Distracted]

Go find something to eat, boo. The world always looks brighter on a full stomach.

[TPoptarts]

Yet another whine: today's Darth Vader's birthday. And she's having a party downstairs. And like obviously I wasn't invited and I only heard about it from Zombie. Not that I like parties because I hate parties but dammit I want cake. And so I'm just cramping in my bed I'm not even going downstairs to invite myself or whatever because I feel like dren.

And another thing that really pisses me off when it comes to Darth Vader. Like you know what she got for her birthday from her best friend, a brand new laptop. She's been wanting to get a laptop for years she said she needed one for like screenwriting and stuff. And I tried to help her buy a laptop like even though she's got like way more money than I do she has 2 paying jobs and I don't even have ONE job that actually pays. What the frell she does with all that money I have no idea because she doesn't pay like rent or utilities or whatever so give me a break. But she kept saying like how she can't afford a laptop etc etc etc and I really wanted to help her. Well and the only time she "needs" me is when she wanna borrow money anyway so nothing new there. So like anyway since I'm really poor myself and she needed a laptop just for her writing and stuff nothing really spectacular or whatever (she doesn't know dren about computers anyway) I said I could help her get a good used laptop (because at least I know *something* about computers). And then I worked on the Staind music video and got $150 came back and told Vader "here I have $150 for you to buy a laptop". And like obviously I did all the searching and researching and emailed her the offers in the price range that sounded good enough so she could look them over and call the people. She never did do anything about it though I guess she didn't really have the motivation for some reason.

Well anyway that was a long time ago and since then we've moved into different rooms and we don't even talk anymore. Except of course when she wants money. Or pads but now every time she asks for pads I tell her I don't have any because hell she uses me up and I need them too and that stuff costs money doesn't she understand. Oh and when she clogs the toilet and needs a plunger and for some reason she can't go get one from downstairs she just HAS TO wake ME up at some crazy hour to ask if I have a plunger in my room. Lazy selfish bitch. Um anyway so now she got a brand new laptop. That's not why I'm so frustrated though. The reason I'm frustrated is that like why does someone like HER deserve to have everything they want just handed to them. Why does someone like HER deserve to have friends who would do pretty much everything for them when they're being so selfish and obnoxious. I just think it's really disgusting.

Oh and BTW her "screenwriting" sucks mivonks. And I'm being terribly objective here. It really does. I'm not gonna get into details of "scripts" of hers that I've had the questionable "pleasure" to read (cuz that's gonna take like forever) but her writing is like totally lame and unrealistic and her characterization it really poor and superficial as well as her dialogs and everything is just too easy and makes no sense at all. Guess that comes from her so called "life experience" of getting whatever she wants on a frelling silver platter without ever earning anything. Guess it's plenty realistic for her that way honestly she writes stuff that would shame a soap opera for crying out loud... and she describes it as "raw" and "real" and dren like that. Gimme a break, really. Gah sorry me and my tangents. My point is supposed to be like why does someone as terrible as she is deserve to have such wonderful friends. Really. Doesn't make sense

[Alelou]

Maybe they're not really wonderful friends. Could be they mostly want free cake OR they haven't figured out her game yet.

I think you ought to feel completely justified inviting yourself in to mooch some cake. She owes you over $150 worth of it at this point.

[JadziaKathryn]

Besides the cruel enjoyment of annoying the stuffing out of people, why do spammers bother? I mean, are they really dumb enough to think I'm going to open their "Be Better In Bed!" emails???

[Alelou]

Never plant a variety of lettuce that sounds like an oxymoron: Buttercrunch is neither buttery nor crunchy. Gah! I hate wasting garden space on something that doesn't taste as good as what I can get in the grocery store.

[Distracted]

I can see crunchy, but how can lettuce be "buttery"?

[Alelou]

I think it's seed company code for "the lettuce equivalent of raw tofu."

[blacknblue]

Besides the cruel enjoyment of annoying the stuffing out of people, why do spammers bother? I mean, are they really dumb enough to think I'm going to open their "Be Better In Bed!" emails???

I kind of enjoy getting those. I miss it when the filters actually work. I haven't seen any breast enlargement offers for months now. And how can they possibly know that my menstrual cramps have stopped if they never offer me the chance to buy the miracle herbal remedies?

[TPoptarts]

Once I was getting like hundreds of spams a day in one of my old emails and I was so pissed so I just took all the spams and sent all of them to each of the spam addresses.

And yet another whine: so like today these 3 new chicks come in and like each of them has her own bed, and there's one empty bed in my room at the moment. And I'm cramping so I was trying to sleep when they came in. So like anyway one of them has the top bunk above me and the others have a bottom bunk and its top bunk. And they have a lot of stuff. So they were like "maybe we should just put the stuff on the bottom bunk and 2 of us can sleep on a top bunk". Well they didn't put the stuff on the bed though it's on the floor, but like then of course 2 of them had to climb up to the top bunk ABOVE ME. I mean like WHAT THE FRELL!! Common sense anyone?? Like first of all they each have a bed. And second of all you wanna have 2 people in a top bunk, like why in all hells does it have to be the top bunk above an innocent scared person and not the top bunk above... NOTHING?? And especially that the innocent scared person is in pain and trying to sleep?? Really people THINK!!!! Like seriously what the frell is it with people who can't see anything beyond their own frelling nose!!! Like what does it say on the zoo website like "we welcome smoking, drinking, drugging, and frelling, but brain functions are strictly prohibited" or something?? And like I told them it really scares me that there's 2 of them on my head because my big fat ass already broke plenty top bunks and I still don't weigh like 2 people, and they're like "nah we don't think it's gonna break" you know what who the frell cares, it's just so frelling inconsiderate.

[TPoptarts]

Okay NOW I'm so totally in trouble like all I said to those chicks was that it really scared me that there's 2 of them in the top bunk above me. I wasn't like mean or rude to them or anything I just told them it scared me and explained them why, and honestly it really wasn't fair that they did what they did they had a bed each, they had 3 beds at their disposal and they had plenty choice instead of being 2 in the top bunk above me, or 2 in a top bunk at all, or hell being 2 in a bed in the first place. But all I said was that having 2 people above me scared me.

And so now they took their stuff and left. And the manager comes to the room she's like "Poptarts did you say something to those girls" and I'm like "no" (I didn't say anything bad or unfriendly or whatever) and she's like "they left they don't wanna stay here anymore". Like when they took their stuff I thought maybe they were just like moving to another room or something but they left the zoo. So that's like "bad for business". If they post like feedback about me on the internet the manager's so totally gonna kick me out I'm scared

[Distracted]

I don't think she'll kick you out over something so trivial. She knows you don't have anywhere else to go. But maybe if she does she'll feel guilty enough about it to write you a recommendation letter you can use to get a job at another hostel where the manager won't treat you like her own personal little slave.

[TPoptarts]

Oh you don't know her. She would totally kick me out over the tiniest thing because she says I'm like "bad for business" and I make the guests feel uncomfortable and unhappy and what the frell ever and she says I'm like "rude and unfriendly" and stupid dren like that when she's not even in the room so she doesn't even have a clue what's going on, and she says I'm all "bad for business" and stuff because I'm like "weird and antisocial" and whatever because I don't like to drink and party and all that dren. She really hates me and she just wants me out of here and everything about me is a huge issue for her like how much time I spend on my computer, the fact that I don't go to the beach like everyone else etc etc etc etc, she already hates me so much and I really don't need to get in any more trouble you just don't know her. And if she kicks me out there's no way in hell she'll give me a recommendation because she WON'T feel guilty. For her everything is always my fault and when there's nothing to blame on me, she'd make something up. Like how many horror zoo stories have I told you already and you don't believe me. And besides if she ever actually wrote me a recommendation any other potential employer would have to call her and find out that she kicked me out because I was all like "rude and unfriendly and bad for business" and all that dren. I'm scared

[TPoptarts]

And she keeps DARTH VADER here. Like seriously Darth Vader the stupid selfish inconsiderate rude obnoxious bitch who has no work ethics whatsoever, and not only that she actually LIKES Vader and gives her benefits like her own frelling dorm and a TV in her room even though she won't let anyone else have TVs, etc etc and Darth Vader is a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON. And I'M BAD FOR BUSINESS?? SOMEONE needs to get their empty little heads straight.

..."brain functions strictly prohibited", indeed.

[Distracted]

I'd recommend that you pray about it, but I know you don't believe in that sort of stuff, so just cross your fingers and I'll pray for you.