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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby Distracted » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:17 am

I suppose your story could have gone in the "Whine" thread, but it's not really a whine, it's...well...sucky luck. We could do a sucky luck thread, I guess. :?

Did you know that in some circles events like those your family is experiencing are considered signs that you are especially FAVORED by the Big Guy? Supposedly, He tests our faith by allowing the devil to do his worst...or so they say. So, smile...God loves you! :D
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby TPoptarts » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:28 am

That's quite sadistic :? :(
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby enterprikayak » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:59 am

I'm no Job. ;)
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby Distracted » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:02 am

At least you didn't get the sores all over your body. :razz:

"My flesh is clothed with worms and scabs; my skin cracks and festers" Job 7:5 :shock:


Umm...and if you do, just go see your doctor. Telling us would just be TMI. :lol:
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby enterprikayak » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:23 am

MmmmmMMMmmm Scabby Worm Clothing.


[quote=Dis]Umm...and if you do, just go see your doctor. Telling us would just be TMI. [/quote]

But, um, you're my doctor, Dis.
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby Distracted » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:35 pm

enterprikayak wrote:MmmmmMMMmmm Scabby Worm Clothing.


Dis wrote:Umm...and if you do, just go see your doctor. Telling us would just be TMI.


But, um, you're my doctor, Dis.

Nope. No way. Don't do online medicine. Makes no sense. :vulcan:

Those so-called docs out there "treating" patients online, handing out Viagra and diet pills without ever laying a hand on the person they're prescribing for...they give medicine a bad name. It reaaaally pisses me off. They deserve an evil monkey. :evilmonkey:
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby enterprikayak » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:03 pm

so....can I have some viagra or what?
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby Distracted » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:55 pm

Shouldn't Prisocisor be the one asking me that question? :twisted:
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby blacknblue » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:39 pm

What exactly does Viagra DO to a woman Dis?
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby prisocisor » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:11 pm

Shouldn't Prisocisor be the one asking me that question?


I think EK would be running for the hills if I ever did get my hands on some Viagra: she's fighting me off with a stick at the best of times ;)
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby Distracted » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:42 pm

blacknblue wrote:What exactly does Viagra DO to a woman Dis?
Some say it makes...ummm...fulfillment...ahem...a bit easier to achieve by prolonging arousal and increasing lubrication. It's not FDA approved for that indication, but no serious side effects have been reported in women if it's not taken with nitrates. As far as guys go, though, a good read of the potential side effects should be undertaken before taking the stuff. Treatment of one of the possible complications involves sticking needles into and draining blood out of a portion of the male anatomy most male patients won't let me get within ten feet of with a needle in my hand. :?
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby CX » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:26 pm

I don't get why a guy who can get it up all on its own would want to use Viagra anyway. Not like it'll get any bigger. :?
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby Distracted » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:23 am

Some guys will risk a lot to be considered a sexual athlete. Personally speaking, a partner who can last four hours has never been on the top of my wish list. I hate blisters. :?
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby CX » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:35 am

Guess there's always KY. :twisted:
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Re: The Happy News thread

Postby TPoptarts » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:45 am

blacknblue wrote:What exactly does Viagra DO to a woman Dis?

I read somewhere it helps like increasing fertility in women because it directs blood to the reproductive organs
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