Quills pointed out before the Great TriSilk server move, the execs on the show evidently meant for their to be a sexual subtext there.
And that is all that Archer got ,along with the entire AinT cult ,subtext ,nothing more
And even that subtext came out forced ,i know non-shippers who fell the same way .
The AinT-ers are happy with their subtext, i've seen some threads over there were they transformed a line in Harbinger between Archer and T'Pol into whole pages of sexual subtext ,even if in that episode she does it with Trip (talk about shipper some big shipper glasses
) ,that is what Quills promised them in his fics ,subtext ,and they went loony with joy over at the 602 club forum 
Yeah it can vibrate too because it's a cellphone, duh. But the only place I put it is in my backpack. 
Well it doesn't actually work as a cellphone anymore but I still keep it as my alarm clock because in my newer cellphone I can't like program ringtones myself only like download them from places that charge you and stuff. 
this lady here got a new alarm clock and set it up for like 7am, so the damn thing goes off at 7am, and there's 6 people in the room and who's the only one who wakes up, me! And that thing was frelling loud too, well I think so but my senses are kinda hyper so things sound kinda louder to me, but still it sounded like 100 decibels or something. And it's all like beeping and beeping and beeping for like 5 minutes, no one wakes up especially the lady who's supposed to wake up in the first place, she kept sleeping until like 9:30, hell someone could have bombed her and she'd keep sleeping 
Like with all the traffic on the freeway it's not like it's not loud enough already. Plus with the street being a wide bridge right above it the combination of the traffic noise and it's rumbling echoes are like totally 
