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And another, hopefully the size I wanted this time:

Trip: What? I don't see anything on the ceiling.
Daniels: (thinking) Wait 'til I tell the guys what he fell for!

JadziaKathryn wrote:

Daniels: I could get into a lot of trouble for this...
Tucker: (musing) ... will need some barrels to jump ... and a monkey suit for the cap'n...
T'Pol: I fail to see how this will improve Mister Tucker's Donkey Kong scores.
Daniels: Trust me, Sub-commander. The fate of the galaxy rests on the commander beating the vile Bermanga beast of Paramountia VI on Donkey Kong.
Tucker: ... bet Mal could whip up some fake hammers ...
T'Pol: Then the galaxy is doomed. Mister Tucker has consistently displayed incompetence when it comes to Donkey Kong.
Tucker: ... fire barrels could be a problem though. Maybe I should install some new sprinklers...
Daniels: With this new neuropressure regimen, though, you'll be able to get him into shape in no time. If nothing else, the two of you can get mostly naked and rub each other down for an episode before a predictable deux ex machina resolution allows the commander to win.
T'Pol: That would be agreeable.
Tucker: ... yeah ... a nice big sprinkler right there ...

Daniels: For some reason my scanner is picking up a lot of padding!
T'Pol: Your point being...?
Trip: Padding? From where? The ceiling?
Daniels: No, directly in front of me. It's almost exclusively made up of Bermagium, a rare substance in the 31st century. It was mostly used together with carpets. At least according to this entry in our historical database called a "Writers' Bible".

If nothing else, the two of you can get mostly naked and rub each other down for an episode before a predictable deux ex machina resolution allows the commander to win.

A couple more candidates:

JadziaKathryn wrote:A couple more candidates:

Archer: Snooooorrrree

JadziaKathryn wrote:

Trip: Cap'n's sleeping on the bridge again - better get some blackmail photos...

Kuvak thinks "The Difinitive Interpretation of the Kirshara by former Administrator Kuvak. That is a catchy title. Fifty Vulcan credits a copy. That should cushion my retirement. I must snag a copy and run down to Vulcan Books Limited with my book proposal. After I sandbag V'Las, that is. Archer can write the forward for my book."

(caption by Linda)

Mother always told me I should have studied archaic Vulcan. Now I have to pretend this makes some sort of sense to me.

Archer: Oh, no... the dramamine wore off again. Mr. Mayweather, take us out of warp.



Trip: Hold off on that, Travis... a few more bumps and we'll have a great screensaver for Engineering.

It is an ancient dialect ... I believe it reads: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

oh god.... i know what you wrote. without looking it up. I am *such* a geek.

It doesn't look like Elvish to me.

It is an ancient dialect ... I believe it reads: "Ozhika svai takov detra fnish-tor rasahkos..."

krn wrote:oh god.... i know what you wrote. without looking it up. I am *such* a geek.

Mind enlightening the rest of us???