What is it with.....

[Distracted]

But Vulcans must have facial hair. Spock grew a goatee in the MU. I guess they just depilate obsessively.

[Linda]

And Soval had a goatee in the MU.

And CX, the comment you made about not liking how some of us describe the shape the, um, Vulcan male appendage , sorry about that Dear, but Vulcans ARE aliens...

[Escriba]

But Vulcans must have facial hair. Spock grew a goatee in the MU. I guess they just depilate obsessively.

Oh, now I have the weirdest mental image...

[Asso]

Obsessively... Mh Maybe not.
But surely they do it.
Why?
Emotion?

[Ezinma88]

Some people have a thing for hair, though. Just like others obsess about eyes, or muscles, or chests, or butts, or what have you.

Slightly off-topic....At university, my friend and I developed huge crushes on this one guy... because we really liked his trousers! Being a student, and slightly rough-around-the-edges, he'd often turn up at the local pub in this one pair of corduroy flares (they'd just made a come-back). I thought he was the hottest thing I'd ever seen.

I eventually asked him out for a drink...but when he showed up (in a new pair of jeans) I had to do a double-take. He was a complete minger! I guess I'd never gotten that far up before.

It was like Samson cutting off all his hair and losing his strength.

This of course happened in my more shallow days. I'm far more mature now

E88

[Ezinma88]

If it weren't so comical, I'd do more with Trip's tongue. Trinneer really puts that tongue to work... That guy is a tongue monster! He's rolling that tongue around ALL THE TIME.

I nearly spat out my drink reading this comment. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[CX]

And Soval had a goatee in the MU.

And CX, the comment you made about not liking how some of us describe the shape the, um, Vulcan male appendage , sorry about that Dear, but Vulcans ARE aliens...

Yeah, but it still sounds like a doggie pecker.

[KKGlinka]

And Soval had a goatee in the MU.

And CX, the comment you made about not liking how some of us describe the shape the, um, Vulcan male appendage , sorry about that Dear, but Vulcans ARE aliens...

Yeah, but it still sounds like a doggie pecker.

I honestly don't see how being hung like an ape is, in any way, innately more attractive. Bits are plain funny looking, no matter what. Besides, I've always gotten the general impression that Vulcans used a cat motiff, so I would go with kitty pecker. Which means it's retractable and backward!

But, but, I know... we're supposed to be discussing hair. So the real question is, do the drapes match? And do Vulcans use practical cuts? Using the cat motiff, maybe Vulcan men rarely sport facial hair because they're nervous groomers; you can always tell when one is bent out of shape because he or she has given themselves mange.

[blacknblue]

I'd guess they shave for the same reason we do. Hygiene and convenience.

[CX]

I honestly don't see how being hung like an ape is, in any way, innately more attractive. Bits are plain funny looking, no matter what.

I guess I never thought that.

But, but, I know... we're supposed to be discussing hair. So the real question is, do the drapes match? And do Vulcans use practical cuts? Using the cat motiff, maybe Vulcan men rarely sport facial hair because they're nervous groomers; you can always tell when one is bent out of shape because he or she has given themselves mange.

I've always thought of T'Pol as being hairless, personally. I've never really speculated as much about the men, but Spock seemed to have at least some body hair.

[Alelou]

I always found Spock startlingly hairy. I can still remember being completely taken aback in that Nazi episode when I was a tender young girl of 13 or so...

[evcake]

I remember reading a story ... was it Ragua's Biology 101? about T'Pol being amazed that his bits are on the outside.

This part, of course. *g*

T'Pol: Is it always on the outside?

Trip: Too much information.

Is that the one where he offers to show her his, she looks down the waistband of his blues, and says: "Hmmm..."
And then says something about vulnerability in the midst of strength?

[evcake]

If it weren't so comical, I'd do more with Trip's tongue. Trinneer really puts that tongue to work... That guy is a tongue monster! He's rolling that tongue around ALL THE TIME.

I nearly spat out my drink reading this comment. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time

Reminds me a joke I heard once...

[Pitseleh]

I remember reading a story ... was it Ragua's Biology 101? about T'Pol being amazed that his bits are on the outside.

This part, of course. *g*

T'Pol: Is it always on the outside?

Trip: Too much information.

Is that the one where he offers to show her his, she looks down the waistband of his blues, and says: "Hmmm..."
And then says something about vulnerability in the midst of strength?

I believe that would be Apt Pupil (R rated, just in case).

[Asso]

Art Pupil...
Very good.
And there's a very pleasant sequel (NC 17)
http://fic_ship.tripod.com/final_exam.html