Caption this!

[JadziaKathryn]

This inspired by the resemblance between the Orion and Chakotay.

Riker wasn't the only one using the Enterprise holoprogram. Chakotay, in an attempt to compensate for being a boring lump of flesh in real life, decided to cast himself as an Orion. Unfortunately, the revelation that the men were the slaves ruined a perfectly good fantasy...

[evcake]

[JadziaKathryn]

From the annals of Stupid Ways to Convince Other Species that You Are Superior: waving your hand over the weapon and calling it a magic trick when it fires

[alt_Toza]

Your choice, human - Death by Big Firing Gun or Pointy Fingers In The Eye! Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

/lameness

[Distracted]

He does sorta look like Moe, doesn't he? So where'd Larry and Curly go?

[JadziaKathryn]

I think the expression on T'Pol's face is interesting:

[evcake]

"Fascinating...the captain has managed to put both feet in his mouth..."

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Malcom (thinking): *Damn, that's an awfully nice bum!*
T'Pol (thinking): *I'm sensing impure thought patterns.*

[Alelou]

LOL to both.

[Aquarius]

"Captain, after careful consideration and thorough study of the ship's internal sensors, I feel it is my duty to inform you that you are decidedly NOT 'pimping.'"

[Asso]

I'm ashamed, but I don't understand " 'pimping. "

[Aquarius]

It's street slang here. Definition of "pimping" In the context of my caption I meant the second definition.

[Asso]

Understood.

[Eian Flannagan]

Spock's more 'pimpin' than Archer!!!

[Eian Flannagan]

T'Pol: "That course of action is ill-advised, Captain."
T'Pol's thoughts: "Way to go, you Galactic Moron! You're going to get us all killed in the most infantile maneuver known to space travel! And that stuffed-shirt behind me better get his eyes off my ASS!!!"