CX wrote:If I ever get married, I hope she's like you Dis.
If that happens I'll get you a vibrating alarm clock as a wedding gift.
...and then I'm gonna write a filk about it!! Okay I can't help it, too much inspiration so now I gotta filk my own "The Adventures of T'Pol and Her Vibrating Alarm Clock" sorry dude
Disclaimer: I'm not CX's wife and I'm not T'Pol or Trip or Troi for that matter either. I just write imaginary characters' POVs sometimes. Oh yeah and CX's wife belongs to Paramount and I'm not making any money etc.
The Adventures of CX's Wife and Her Vibrating Alarm Clock
I got a new alarm clock so I wouldn't wake up late
When I suddenly discovered my alarm clock could vibrate
So when I got home early and I had some time to spare
I kinda took my clock and kinda put it... there
Glory glory hallelooo-yeah
Glory glory hallelooo-yeah
My alarm clock is so ooo-yeah
And it just feels too good.
I should have gotten up on time on Monday but instead
When my husband came to look for me he found me still in bed
I've never seen him disappointed quite like this before
I guess he just imagined and expected more.
Glory glory hallelooo-yeah
Glory glory hallelooo-yeah
My alarm clock is so ooo-yeah
And it just feels too good.
CX was so frustrated, didn't quite know what to say
Mumbled something wasn't working, packed his bags and moved away
So since I now was lonely and no longer had CX
I took my precious clock and put it somewhere else!
Glory glory hallelooo-yeah
Glory glory hallelooo-yeah
My alarm clock is so ooo-yeah
And it feels REALLY good!