The Perfect Crime...?

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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby Kevin Thomas Riley » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:29 pm

I think you just have to depolarize the sensors so that you can flood them with madeupium particles. That way you'll blind any detection. To be on the safe side you should also spike a plasma surge through the EPS conduits leading to the transporters, causing the faux pattern buffer to fry. Then there'd be no way to prove that the buffer had been replaced.

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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby CoffeeCat » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:44 pm

And while I'm at it I'll bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish...
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby Kevin Thomas Riley » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:45 am

^ Yeah, I'm sure that would prove useful somehow. And don't forget to throw some tachyons in the mix while you're at it! Razz
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby CoffeeCat » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:25 am

And something that's multiphasic. Definatly need that as well as a good dose of chronoton radiation and a few temporal distortion waves.
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby Kevin Thomas Riley » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:15 am

Subspace anomalies! We need subspace anomalies!
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby CoffeeCat » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:17 am

and gravimetric disturbances!
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby blacknblue » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:46 am

A tribble got into the works.
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby CoffeeCat » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:07 am

Thats OK. I hit the little bugger with a verteron pulse.
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby blacknblue » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:39 am

Um... fried tribble on a stick.

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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby evcake » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:33 am

Like a crisp, furry marshmallow. Very Happy Mmmm...the crust is the best part.
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby CoffeeCat » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:36 am

evcake wrote:Like a crisp, furry marshmallow. Very Happy Mmmm...the crust is the best part.



No it's a crispiton furticle nebulellow - get it right Very Happy
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby evcake » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:39 am

Guffaw Don't burn your tongue - they're like, molten on the inside. Laughing
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby CoffeeCat » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:50 am

Better handle it with a tractor beam instead of a spork.
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby Elessar » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:24 pm

You guys really haven't been talking about anything sensible for awhile now, have you? Wink
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Re: The Perfect Crime...?

Postby evcake » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:09 pm

Additions to the Imaginary Table Of Elements:
Upsidaisium
kaboomium
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