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Since people took exception to my hermit limerick, I hereby submit a PG-rated one and challenge people to join in

There once was a Chief called Trip
Who looked at a Vulcan's curved hip
With her pointy ears listening
He bowed down to kiss them
And walked away happily whisteling.

How about the infamous season 3 moment

Dim was the small cabin's light
The mood was just about right
With the robes a dropping
His eyes were popping
It sure will be a long night

Asso wrote:

Twice

There was a young MACO named Mandy
Who with a Vulcan's engineer got handy
Now her back is achin'
And that Vulcan's makin'
The engineer's evening quite randy

Brilliant

A sweet southern charmer one day
Loved a Vulcan, and said he would stay.
In reply she first kissed him,
Then said how she'd missed him,
And they went to the Sweet Spot to play.

putaro wrote:There was a young MACO named Mandy
Who with a Vulcan's engineer got handy
Now her back is achin'
And that Vulcan's makin'
The engineer's evening quite randy

Frankly fabulous!

Distracted wrote:A sweet southern charmer one day
Loved a Vulcan, and said he would stay.
In reply she first kissed him,
Then said how she'd missed him,
And they went to the Sweet Spot to play.

And this one? Marvellous.
With an enchanting feminine touch, in addition.

Wow, Great. Womder if I can coe up with anything.

Will have to think.

OK, too early her ei sclumsy effort



SB

Admin Note:This one pushes the boundaries, but I'll let it stand in spoilers code. Please be tasteful -Distracted

Distracted wrote:A sweet southern charmer one day
Loved a Vulcan, and said he would stay.
In reply she first kissed him,
Then said how she'd missed him,
And they went to the Sweet Spot to play.

All the limericks are great but this one is especially sweet. Wish I could try to write a limerick, but I am cooking (Italian dish!) and interacting with my family, while I am also reading this thread.

Kotik, isn't the soul of limricks the fact they should be a little racy. Not down right dirty but risque and cute.

SB

Distracted and the other Moderators have the right to decide what is going too far and what is not. The rest of us promised to follow the rules when we registered on this site. If anybody has a question or a problem with that they should PM sombody in charge.

That said, no limericks do not have to be "a little racy" in order to be limericks. A limerick can be about anything as long as it has the sentence structure of a limerick. It could be about kittens and rainbows if that is what you want.

Distracted wrote:A sweet southern charmer one day
Loved a Vulcan, and said he would stay.
In reply she first kissed him,
Then said how she'd missed him,
And they went to the Sweet Spot to play.

I have a favorite limerick but there is no way I can adapt it to TnT it's a total bummer.