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“Jake! What did you do to Vulcan Love Slave, The Prequel?”

“I made it more realistic, Nog. It’s bad enough that you have three Ferengi taking over the ship with knock-out gas that spreads through the whole ship instantly but there’s no way they could keep the ship.”

“Oh, you made all three of them look like idiots! And it’s supposed to end with them taking T’Pol back to Ferenginar, not getting tricked!”

“Well, that couldn’t happen. T’Pol was on Enterprise until 2161.”

“The Nagus is running it now. This is bad.”

“Quark! Who created this idiotic holoprogram?”

“What’s wrong?”

“That T’Pol is great but the rest is completely unrealistic!”

“We researched for weeks to get all the details right! We got the period clothes, authentic Starfleet uniforms, even the dog is accurate. And you wouldn’t believe how long we worked on getting all of T’Pol’s “measurements” correct. Now, I admit, T’Pol is a little frisky for a Vulcan and Archer’s a complete idiot, but that’s just the nature of the beast.”

“No, you idiot! You have Krem saying there’s 173 Rules of Acquisition when any Ferengi worth his latinum knows there were 174 at that time! You’re worthless, Quark!”

WarpGirl wrote:asso First of all I'm sure you know that people need to live life in the only way they can. I need to "rationalize" as you put it. People are unique and not everyone can accept that life is "illogical."

I stare at her. ”Forget it.” Hell, even when she's telling me I'm a guinea pig she's adorable. ”I'd appreciate it if we could keep this between us. In fact, we probably should forget it ever happened.”
She thinks about it for all of two seconds, then nods. ”Agreed.”
”Doesn't mean we can't keep doing the neuro-pressure though.”
She peers at me from behind the mug. Then buries her face in it as if hiding from me.
Ten minutes later we're in her cabin, clothes flying.

Daniels switches off his viewer, amused. ”It's about time...”

Snorpenbass wrote:Okay, another one.

I stare at her. ”Forget it.” Hell, even when she's telling me I'm a guinea pig she's adorable. ”I'd appreciate it if we could keep this between us. In fact, we probably should forget it ever happened.”
She thinks about it for all of two seconds, then nods. ”Agreed.”
”Doesn't mean we can't keep doing the neuro-pressure though.”
She peers at me from behind the mug. Then buries her face in it as if hiding from me.
Ten minutes later we're in her cabin, clothes flying.

Daniels switches off his viewer, amused. ”It's about time...”

Oh, and WarpGirl: We all have the potential to destroy the world. Some of us just have better odds of it.

WarpGirl wrote:Good one! LOL And by the way, I'm actually a very nice person. I just don't do well with irrationality. And I say this knowing I myself can be irrational. It irritates the heck out of me. I'm one of those people that believes everything has a reason.

Snorpenbass wrote:

I stare at her. ”Forget it.” Hell, even when she's telling me I'm a guinea pig she's adorable. ”I'd appreciate it if we could keep this between us. In fact, we probably should forget it ever happened.”
She thinks about it for all of two seconds, then nods. ”Agreed.”
”Doesn't mean we can't keep doing the neuro-pressure though.”
She peers at me from behind the mug. Then buries her face in it as if hiding from me.
Ten minutes later we're in her cabin, clothes flying.

Daniels switches off his viewer, amused. ”It's about time...”