Double drabble - consider it to be the end of "Acquisition" and set on DS9.
“Jake! What did you do to Vulcan Love Slave, The Prequel?”
“I made it more realistic, Nog. It’s bad enough that you have three Ferengi taking over the ship with knock-out gas that spreads through the whole ship instantly but there’s no way they could keep the ship.”
“Oh, you made all three of them look like idiots! And it’s supposed to end with them taking T’Pol back to Ferenginar, not getting tricked!”
“Well, that couldn’t happen. T’Pol was on Enterprise until 2161.”
“The Nagus is running it now. This is bad.”
“Quark! Who created this idiotic holoprogram?”
“What’s wrong?”
“That T’Pol is great but the rest is completely unrealistic!”
“We researched for weeks to get all the details right! We got the period clothes, authentic Starfleet uniforms, even the dog is accurate. And you wouldn’t believe how long we worked on getting all of T’Pol’s “measurements” correct. Now, I admit, T’Pol is a little frisky for a Vulcan and Archer’s a complete idiot, but that’s just the nature of the beast.”
“No, you idiot! You have Krem saying there’s 173 Rules of Acquisition when any Ferengi worth his latinum knows there were 174 at that time! You’re worthless, Quark!”
