Is Jolene Going to Anything Soon?

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Re: Is Jolene Going to Anything Soon?

Postby TPoptarts » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:35 am

Elessar wrote:You know what I think? I think my incredible proximity to her caused an instantaneous fertilization and rapid-rate pregnancy and she felt morning sickness as I neared the Photo-Op tent.

*Sigh* I know not where our pointy eared love-child hath gone Dunno

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Re: Is Jolene Going to Anything Soon?

Postby Kevin Thomas Riley » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:03 pm

Elessar wrote:Seriously, the first one would not have been nearly as hurtful or off-pissing (my new word) to the fans if CREATION had f'ing TOLD everybody she wasn't coming when SHE told THEM she wasn't coming, which was an f'ing WEEK before they told US! They told US the first day of THE CON! Bitch Explode

Those greedy bastards probably didn't want anyone who'd come mainly for her to bail on the con! Doubt
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Re: Is Jolene Going to Anything Soon?

Postby Elessar » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:11 am

Oh totally.
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Re: Is Jolene Going to Anything Soon?

Postby enterprikayak » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:47 pm

You know what I think? I think my incredible proximity to her caused an instantaneous fertilization and rapid-rate pregnancy and she felt morning sickness as I neared the Photo-Op tent.

*Sigh* I know not where our pointy eared love-child hath gone


hey! rapid pregnancies are MY speciality!
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