Muscled Chief Engineer Chests (and other things)

[Silverbullet]

Haven't you seen, even a fully cooked Hot Dog heated, Plump up?

[Alelou]

Not nearly as much as you seem to think they will.

But who knows, perhaps I just lack wide experience in the matter.

This reminds me of the day I found a ruler in my son's bathroom...

[Distracted]

Haven't you seen, even a fully cooked Hot Dog heated, Plump up?

Ballpark Franks. They "plump" when you cook 'em.

Better a ruler than a Penthouse, Alelou.

[Silverbullet]

Ball Park, Nathans, Some others too.

However, think we are skirting what really is meant?

Alelou, Hopefully your son was happy with the result. That isa terribly serious issue with a male. How wide his shoulders are.

[Alelou]

Well, judging from his younger years, he has nothing to worry about. And I believe, though I haven't verified it recently, that he's still contenting himself with the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which I had to keep discreetly giving him time to move and hide while we were cleaning his room.

My poor little grandson, on the other hand ... my stepdaughter thinks they might have taken a little too much when they circumcised him.

[Silverbullet]

Alelou. how old is your Son? Early Teens? Mid?, late? If he is mid to late and hasn't seen a completely naked female either in the flesh or in photos I would worry about him. He is not trying hard enough. That is part of what is called the Rite of Passage. didn't you as a child go through the "You show me yours and I will show you mine?" I did that when I was about five. Natural curiosity.

I once had the Crap beat out of me. My girl cousin (five same age as me) had to tinkle. didn't wnat to run to the house so she goes around the corner. She haD coverals on with a trap door in the bottom. she comes back and cannot button the thing up all the way. So, me being ehlpful was buttoning the last couple buttons when I heard "You dirty little boy!!!" and then got the Bejesus beat out of me. Of course the cousin fell back on the tried and true defense of Females, she startted crying at the top of her lungs. She wsan't getting whipped but was waming up just in case.

[Alelou]

Fear not, SB. His dad lets him watch The Sopranos on HBO.

There might be more magazines in there -- I'm not looking. I'm following a don't ask, don't tell policy in that department.

[Aquarius]

Focus, people!

[Alelou]

I like him better with chest hair and/or grime... Dirt always looks so damned sexy on Trip. Thank God they still have dirt in space.

Of course, on TV you don't have to actually smell the guy.

[WarpGirl]

I honestly can go with chest hair or without. Both are ok. But I don't like dirt. Wet yes, dirt no.

[Aquarius]

I like him better with chest hair and/or grime... Dirt always looks so damned sexy on Trip. Thank God they still have dirt in space.

Of course, on TV you don't have to actually smell the guy.

OMG dirt on Trip rocks!!!

[WarpGirl]

Not when you're a neat freak.

[Alelou]

Neat = Malcolm.

Grimy = Trip. Sigh.

[Aquarius]

Not when you're a neat freak.

Proud to be a slob, then! JK. I think the dirt-appeal is related to my preference for physiques that look like they might've come from hard work.

[WarpGirl]

OK I don't mind looking at dirty. But I certainly would never want to be touched by a dirty guy.