Muscled Chief Engineer Chests (and other things)

[Elessar]

Someone on HoT... I forget who but she was female... decided that "lunchbox" was an appropriately PG euphemism for Mr. Trinneer's very prominent...um...blue stretch fabric covered frontal attributes... in the decon scenes in "Broken Bow". Thus we had "lunchbox" debates, comparisons, and discussions regarding which of our favorite SF actors had potentially the "best" lunchboxes. Whether the hot dogs within those lunchboxes were cocktail weenies or Juicy Jumbos tm. Whether they were kosher or not. Stuff like that. It wasn't very respectful. It was funny as hell, though.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii remember this.

[Aquarius]

Damn!! I miss all the good stuff!!!! Wonder if it had any impact on Oscar Mayer sales???

[Lady Rainbow]

Someone on HoT... I forget who but she was female... decided that "lunchbox" was an appropriately PG euphemism for Mr. Trinneer's very prominent...um...blue stretch fabric covered frontal attributes... in the decon scenes in "Broken Bow". Thus we had "lunchbox" debates, comparisons, and discussions regarding which of our favorite SF actors had potentially the "best" lunchboxes. Whether the hot dogs within those lunchboxes were cocktail weenies or Juicy Jumbos tm. Whether they were kosher or not. Stuff like that. It wasn't very respectful. It was funny as hell, though.

Weenies, jumbos, kosher?

Hmm...ladies?

[Aquarius]

Okay, I just had a thought so nasty even *I* thought it was too bad to put here...

[Alelou]

Yeah, I started typing and then thought ... nah.

[Aquarius]

I wonder if we were thinking the same thing?????

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

* backs slowly away from thread *

[Asso]

'Ingenuous face'

[Silverbullet]

KTR, Come back.

Sometines a Lunchbox does not reveal the truth.

[Alelou]

?? Like, um, if maybe on your species it's retractable???

Or is this like George on Seinfeld screaming about shrinkage?

[Silverbullet]

Think I will leave it there.

[Distracted]

I think what Silverbullet is going for is the old adage that it's not the size of the hot dog but the condiments that come with it that matter the most. Me, I like chili and sauerkraut.

[Aquarius]

^

[Silverbullet]

No, that a teeny weenie can turn into a juciy Jumbo. But that takes alittle heatiing up.

[Distracted]

Ah. Yes.

Well, you know that Quarter Pounders are called that based on their pre-cooked weight. I suppose you could argue, though, that since hot dogs are already fully cooked, that principle doesn't apply.