What Kind Of Jewelry Does A Guy Buy A Vulcan?

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Oh dear! Poor T'Pol! What a nightmare!

[WarpGirl]

I can just hear her thinking, "I will not nerve-pinch my son, I will not nerve-pinch my son, I will not..." Then she says, "Go to the meditation room at once. I will not object to your attire, I will object to your disrespect!" Then to Trip, "Perhaps you should sleep on the couch tonight. I will be meditating!"

Hoo boy are those men in trouble!

[Escriba]

Dang woman get over to the KOTOR site already. They have amazing artists there. OK gotta breath now.

Oh, no, no, don't make me diversify my fandoms. I just don't have the time

Oh dear! Poor T'Pol! What a nightmare!

Exactly. But poor Lorian isn't very good at the rapper/hip-hop thing.

LORIAN: Chilling.
TRIP: ?? You mean "cool"?
LORIAN: Yes, that one.

[WarpGirl]

Oh God that is so hysterical! Ok I won't nag but you'd have fun over there.

[Alelou]

WAY chillin', Escriba.

[Aquarius]

OT: Vulcan bling. Can someone imagine what a Vulcan rapper would look like?

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DRAW THAT!!

Seriously. I want to see the hat on sideways, the pants half hanging off, and a GRILL!!

Dammit, Aquarius!

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I love you.

[WarpGirl]

I do too!

[Linda]

[WarpGirl]

T'Pol's thoughts: "I will not nerve-pinch my son, I will not nerve-pinch my son, I will not... Please go meditate Lorien."

Trip: "Darlin I can explain."

T'Pol: "I am not disturbed by his attire, I am disturbed but his disrespect. However I belive I will sleep in the guestroom tonight."

Trip: "Darlin on earth the husband get's kicked to the couch."

T'Pol: "Well we are not on earth, however in the future I will remember that."

Yeah I don't think Vulcans take bling THAT far.

[Kotik]

What's the vulcan equivalent of gettin' into the dog house Wait, the smell...

[WarpGirl]

Dearie that WAS the equiviliant of getting kicked in the dog house.

[Escriba]

Well it's mostly like:

TRIP: Try to look at it from the positive side, honey.
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: It looks worse than what it is.
LORIAN: If you excuse me, I'm sehlat-tired, I think I'm going to kick the bag.
TRIP: (murmuring) Hit the sack, Charly. (Aloud) He is making friends, sweetie. Friends.
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: And making new acquaintances is good, isn't it?
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: Aren't you always saying that being social is part of being Human? And weren't you worried that maybe he was neglecting his Human side?
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: T'Pol? Darling? Sweetheart? Muffin? Love of my life?
T'POL: [silence]
T'LIZ: (approaching them) Hi, Daddy!
TRIP: Hi, pumpkin.
T'LIZ: Do any of you know why my brother looks like a jewelry display cabinet with legs?
T'POL: Elizabeth T'Mir.
T'LIZ: Yes, Mother?
T'POL: Go to your room and finish your homework, I'm sure you have plenty. Trip?
TRIP: Yes, center of my universe?
T'POL: The garden needs a deep cleaning. (sigh) And for myself, I'm going to meditate.

[Ludmila]

Thanks, Escriba, for the funny scene. I did not know that they may be found in the threads on the concrete theme. I must read all this thread now.

[WarpGirl]

Escriba "Muffin" is Trip trying to get himself Nerve-pinched? Oh god, that would have gotten me to kick him on the couch for a week! Oooh baby!

[Aquarius]

Well it's mostly like:

TRIP: Try to look at it from the positive side, honey.
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: It looks worse than what it is.
LORIAN: If you excuse me, I'm sehlat-tired, I think I'm going to kick the bag.
TRIP: (murmuring) Hit the sack, Charly. (Aloud) He is making friends, sweetie. Friends.
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: And making new acquaintances is good, isn't it?
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: Aren't you always saying that being social is part of being Human? And weren't you worried that maybe he was neglecting his Human side?
T'POL: [silence]
TRIP: T'Pol? Darling? Sweetheart? Muffin? Love of my life?
T'POL: [silence]
T'LIZ: (approaching them) Hi, Daddy!
TRIP: Hi, pumpkin.
T'LIZ: Do any of you know why my brother looks like a jewelry display cabinet with legs?
T'POL: Elizabeth T'Mir.
T'LIZ: Yes, Mother?
T'POL: Go to your room and finish your homework, I'm sure you have plenty. Trip?
TRIP: Yes, center of my universe?
T'POL: The garden needs a deep cleaning. (sigh) And for myself, I'm going to meditate.

I just had a mental picture of Lorian going "Whutup, sehlat???"