That Time

By Silverbullet

Rating: PG-13

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Trip walked into the mess hall. It was strangely empty for this time of the morning. Normally it would be full of chattering crewmen, but today only T-Pol was there. Trip approached T-Pol who was standing near the drink dispenser.

"Good Morning T-Pol, how are you today?"

"What is good about it?" snarled T-Pol.

Trip, taken aback, was going to say something more, when T-Pol turned to the drink dispenser and asked for "Tea Hot," then said, "Erase that. Green Tea Hot."

Trip felt hands grab him and pull him out of the Mess hall.

"What the Hell?" he said.

"Shh," whispered Hoshi.

"What is going on?" asked Trip.

"T-Pol is going through an event."

"What? What event."

"What human women go through once a month. Something I never would have guessed Vulcan women experience."

Trip looked stunned. "I never knew that Vulcan women had periods."

"There are lots of things you don't know about Vulcans females' intimate secrets."

"I'll be damned," Trip breathed. "So that's why she's so bitchy."

"Yup," retorted Hoshi.

Trip peeked through the window of the Mess hall and saw T-Pol sitting alone and looking grim.

"How long is this going to last?" he asked.

"About two days, maybe three. I'm not sure," replied Hoshi. "She has never talked about it openly. Only said a few things in passing. There's nothing in the database either."

"It's not going to be easy on her, but I think she will do all right . . . So, we have to live with this for two or three days."

"And it isn't as if she is Miss Personality on a normal day," Hoshi grumbled.

"The worst she ever does is ignore people," Trip noted. "Or gives them that eyebrow or a cold stare."

"Though you don't seem to get that treatment," said Reed, who had just walked in, with a laugh.

Trip favored him with a dirty look and said nothing.

While they were taking turns peeking through the window, the captain walked up.

"What is going on?" he asked.

Then he looked into the mess hall. "Oh, T-Pol. I have been looking for her. I want to have a word with her." And he walked into the Mess Hall.

Trip cracked the door a bit so they could hear.

The captain walked up to the table where T-Pol was sitting.

"May I sit down?" he asked.

"No you may not"

"I beg you pardon?"

"No, you may not sit down. I do not want company," she said, glowering at him.

Archer was stunned and didn't know what to say or do. He turned to look at the door and could see the others signaling for him to leave.

Archer walked quickly out of the Mess hall. T-Pol didn't seem to notice his departure.

Once outside, he looked around and said. "Does anyone know what has gottten in to Commander T-Pol?"

"Yes sir!" they replied.

Trip pointed to Hoshi. "She can explain it."

Hoshi gave him a dirty look.

Hoshi sugar coated it as much as she could, but it still sounded like a real problem that had to be met.

"You get along with her, Trip" Archer said brightly. "You go in and talk with her."

"I get along with her, and I want to keep getting along with her. I am not about to go in there. You can bust me but I ain't going in there. Fact is, I am going to hide in Engineering and not come out 'til she is back to normal."

"Trip, don't make me issue that as an order."

"Please don't Captain. I would hate to think of your chief engineer in the brig."

"That bad is it?"

"Yup" said Trip. "She has murder in her eyes, and I don't want to get on the bad side of her when she is like this."

The Captain turned to Hoshi. You're a woman. Perhaps she would talk to you if you approach her as a female who has the same problem, only every month."

"Yeah," echoed Trip and Malcolm. " It's worth a try."

Hoshi looked angry, then skeptical.  "Not that I ever have severe PMS," she scolded, but reluctantly agreed.

Hoshi openend the Mess room door and walked over to T-Pol's table.

T-Pol loooked up. "What do you want?"

Hoshi said, "I have the same problem as you, only I have it once a month. I feel just as bad as you do during that time. I will have to deal with this recurrent problem for many years to come."

"Oh," replied t-Pol. "I have never seen you showing any signs of it."

"I hide it as much as I can, and if it gets real bad, I take a day off.

"How do you hide it and why?"

I keep a low profile and I hide it because the men don't like to know women's plumbing problems or deal with their moods. So, T-Pol, you have been on the ship for four years, and have never shown these symptoms before."

T-Pol blushed. "My cycle has been started in the last week."

"Last week? How?"

T-Pol took a deep breath and said, "I must tell you in private so no one will hear, and you must promise me that you won't tell anyone."

"Okay," said Hoshi. "When?"

"Later," said t-Pol. "Perhaps on morning break."

"Fine I will meet you in your quarters then."

"Agreed," replied t-Pol.

"In the meantime," said Hoshi, "if I were you, I would only be around females as they know what you are going through, and they won't bother you with stupid questions or get mad at you."

"The men will?" asked T-Pol.

"Well," replied Hoshi. "Human women call it "The Curse"  because God punished Eve with it."

"Really?" said T-Pol. "Why?"

"Long story," said Hoshi. "I will tell you some time."

Hoshi stood up and said, "I have to report to the bridge. You should wait for the guys outside the door to leave for their duty stations before you go to the Science Station."

"I will do that," said T-Pol. "Oh, and Hoshi, thank you. Talking with you has helped me a little."

"So long," said Hoshi in a low voice "I will see you in a couple hours."



At break time, Hoshi was standing outside T-Pol's quarters waiting for her. T-Pol walked up, keyed in the combination for the lock, motioned Hoshi to enter, and followed her in.

Hoshi sat down in the one chair in the room, and T-Pol on the setee.

Hoshi looked at T-Pol expectandly.

T-Pol hesitated for a moment and then said, "How much do you know about Vulcan females and their more intimate details?"

"Not much," replied Hoshi. "Just what you have mentioned in our conversations and little else. You Vulcans seem very private about such thngs."

"When a Vulcan woman marries and goes to live with her husband, living with him starts her cycles."

"Oh. But you aren't married to a Vulcan man or any man that I know of."

"No," said T-Pol.

"But also if a Vulcan woman takes a mate and she lives with him, he too starts her cycle."

"You have a mate on Vulcan, and you are not married to him?"

"No," snapped T-Pol.

"Then where do you have a Vulcan mate?"

"I don't have a Vulcan mate."

"But you just said you have a mate."

"I didn't say he was Vulcan."

Hoshi's eyes grew wide. "You mean you have a mate of another species?"

"Yes" said t-Pol.

"What species?" queried Hoshi,

"Human" replied T-Pol.

"Human? Is he on this ship?"

"Yes, obviously," said T-Pol in a low voice.

"Who?" exclaimed Hoshi.

T-Pol again hesitated. "Commander Tucker is my mate," she said at last.

"I mean who are you sleeping with?" giggled Hoshi.

"Commander Tucker," T-Pol said again.

"TRIP Tucker. Good god!" Said Hoshi.

"You are surprised at my choice of a mate?" asked T-Pol.

"No, no, delighted about it."

"Anyway, since we mated nearly a year ago, he has finally started my cycle."

"What took so long?"

"We were not that intimate that often at first, and then I discovered that I was deeply in love with him and he with me. We began to live as husband and wife as much as possible."

"You did a damned good job of hiding it."

"That was Trip. He was able to set it up so my comm and door chimes would ring in his quarters and his in mine so we could answer them wherever we were."

"Damned smart," said Hoshi.

"So, now you know our secret and why I have started my cycle."

"You should go to your Duty Station in the Science Department. I will walk with you."

"Thank you," T-Pol said gratefully.

When they arrived at the Science Department, Hoshi took some of the female members to one side and explained how T-Pol was feeling and why. "Try to give her support, Hoshi asked, "and assure her we know what she is going through."

Hoshi then turned to the males in the Science Department. "Stay out of T-Pol's way, make yourself scarce for a day or two. Just try to stay out of sight and let the women relay any questions you may have for T-Pol."

"What is wrong?" asked one.

"Never mind just do as I say, and everything will be okay."

Looking around Hoshi stepped over to T-Pol, Things should be all right. Count on your sisters they can and will help."

With that Hoshi left and went back to the Bridge.

When she entered the Captain looked at her, thought for a moment and then said nothing. Hoshi was relieved that she could take her station without getting into questions she would just as soon not answer.

Meanwhile down in Engineering Trip was in his little office pondering the morning events. He knew he had never seen T-Pol so agitated and in such a lousy mood. He knew one thing: he wasn't going to approach her for a few days until this passed, if it did.

The day passed more or less uneventfully except one blow up in Science, which was quickly smoothed over by the women. They got the guy who had been clawed out of the way. He looked scared and dazed. He was given some TLC by one of the females that he had been dating and eventually calmed down. But he made sure he stayed out of t-Pol's way after that.

That night Trip had just finished showering and stepped into his bed room with a towel wrapped around his waist. He was going to put on his pajamas when he saw T'Pol standing by his bed dressed in a robe.

Trip was cautious and said, "Hello, what brings you here?"

"You," snapped T-Pol.

"Me? Oh? What about?"

"You started this cycle in me."

"ME? How did I do that."

"Because you are my mate, and we have had a lot of sex lately. My body has become attuned to yours and that has started my rhythm cycle. I am beginning to get in sync with you and my body wants to begin to have children with you."

Trip sat down on the bed and stared at T-Pol.

"What are we supposed to do about this?"

"Since this is the start of my cycle I need to have sex with you before my body reabsorbs the nutrients and fertilized Egg. If we don't, I can't reabsorb the egg and nurients becasue my body will be waiting for an attempt to fertilize the egg. That is why we must have Sex. Since you are my bondmate no other male can have sex with me. I cannot turn elswhere."

"Aren't you worried you might get pregnant?" Trip asked hoarsely.

"No, our DNA is incompatible. Humans and vulcans have never been able to reproduce, but my need is here and now."

"So how much sex are we talking about?"

"Two days," she replied.

"Two days! How are we going to do that? We are expected on duty during the day, and I cannot see us having sex breaks all the time. What happens if an emergency comes up when we are uuhhh in the middle of you know what?"

"We must not be interrupted during that time."

Great, I can just hear the Captain now. Yelling, 'Where are my Chief engineer and Science Officer when I need them?' He will blow a fuse."

"We must explain it to the Captain then and take leave for two days at least. My section can function without me, and I believe that Hess can take care of Engineering during that time."

"After what we have gone through to keep our love affair a secret? Christ, He will never trust me again. I may be lucky not to be courtmartialed and thrown into an asteroid prison for ten or twenty years."

"He must understand and agree to keep silent. After all, Starfleet will ask him why it is he doesn't know what is going on between officers on Enterprise. I don't believe he would want to risk that."

"What about first officer duties."

"Commander Reed can take care of those."

Trip paused to think, then added, "We must tell him he will lose the best first officer and Chief Engineer in Starfleet if he does say anything. Also the best science officer."

"Then it is agreed we will approach the captain tomorrow."

"What about tonight?" Trip whispered.

"Tonight we make love," T-Pol said.

She dropped her robe. She was naked underneath. "I have seen this before." Trip smiled. She advanced on him.

Trip stood up and dropped his towel. "Right, tonight we make love."

Trip pulled T-Pol in to his arms. He looked in her eyes smiled and then asked:

"Darlin', you going to be nicer tomorrow?"

"That depends on if you satisfy me tonight."

"You are going to be the happiest most contented woman in the galaxy if it means I can prevent a repeat of today."

"Have I been that bad?"

"OOooo, very bad. I would rather French kiss a tiger than be around you."

"Show me how you will make me the happiest woman in the galaxy," she said huskily.

"Time for less talk, more action," Trip said happily.



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Comments:

aadarshinah

There is a part of me that is very... distraught... over this story. Granted this is supposed to be a male-oriented veiw of alien PMS, but....

I dunno, there's a part of me that enjoyed it, but a part of me that also thought that I don't see T'Pol telling anyone - except maybe Trip and Pholx - about what's going on. I can see Hoshi guessing, can see Hoshi confronting her about it, but, for the life of me, I can't honestly see T'Pol telling Hoshi the truth. Maybe I'm looking at this from too human a perspective, but if it's the first time T'Pol is experiencing *that time* than she's more likely to be embaressed and cagy about it than forthright, however Vulcan she may be.

But other than that I loved the idea. A once-every-seven-years PMS is bound to be more extreme due to the relative differnence in hormone levels than monthly.... though, I should point out there are far more symptoms than grouchiness that you could've expanded upon... chocolate cravings (or the Vulcan equivalent)...?

Asso

Well, anonymous, here we would say: Not everything tastes like mint.

anonymous

Asso, you may well be a doctor, and this may well exist but i'm a women and in all my life i've never seen a women act like this cliche. You may find it funny, I find it boring as all hell, it's been done a million times before, and the only difference here is that the women is Vulcan. I like humour based on things that are a little more truthful and down to earth(or whatever planet), this is just an over exageration of normal PMS and i don't think it's funny.

It's just annoying and so very 1980's.

anaM

The story was fun to read and I enjoyed it very much! The idea that Vulcan women have some kind of PMS during their cycle was quite funny and very original! I'm also of the opinion that, unfortunately for most women, PMS really exists!

Bubba Hendershot

I like it. Good job !!:D

Aikiweezie

Congrats on your story!  I was a little confused about the PMS or Pn Far thing, though.  Besides that, it was funny and well done.

WarpGirl

Hey Distracted, ME! Make something up? I'M HORRIFIED!:p No I didn't make it up, but I don't know how canon it all is. Anyway here's the Link... http://www.stogeek.com/wiki/Vulcan_%28Species%29 Hey they have a graph!

Distracted

Interesting.  What's your source for Vulcan female biology, WarpGirl?  I don't ever recall any discussions of ovulation or ovum survival times onscreen.  Or did Silverbullet make it all up and you're quoting from the story?

Asso

Okay, WarpGirl.:p

WarpGirl

OK ASSO the only reason I considered T'Pol's PMS to be a bit of a cliche is because she's a VULCAN. As a doctor I'm sure you're aware that PMS or even PMDD (which is PMS on steroids, for those who don't know) are different for EVERY woman. So I found the description to be a little generic because not only are we talking about an individual but an alien. I just would have liked to see something a little unique, to reflect those differences. I should HOPE Silverbullet knows he has my full support, and values that I respect him enough to give an honest opinion. Heck I was literally crazy during my cycle, incapable of rational thought, and sometimes violent. So I understood the symptoms, I just thought they didn't take into consideration that she is an alien.

About Vulcan Biology... Vulcan women ovulate, and the egg is viable 10-12 days. But they don't menstrate, it all gets absorbed into the uterus. Quirk of evolving on a desert world I guess.

Distracted

Oh my.  What a brave man you are, silverbullet.  :D

Just a tiny biological quibble... if she's just started bleeding she can't get pregnant even if the DNA is compatible (If we're assuming the plumbing works similarly to ours... and she's PMS-ing like us, so why not?) because the ovum is long dead.  The fertile period in Human females is two weeks before the menses.  The ovum only lives for about 24 hours, then it takes two weeks for the body to figure out it's not pregnant before everything sheds and the cycle starts all over. Occasionally women can get pregnant during their menses, but that's only in rare cases when they ovulate every three weeks.  In a really short cycle like that ovulation can coincide with the very end of menses. 

I know.  TMI. 

In Vulcans I suppose anything goes.  If Vulcan females are triggered into fertility by their man's proximity, I suppose they might start monthly cycles in preparation for their man's Ponfarr.  It's an interesting idea.  I really can't see her telling Hoshi, though.  Phlox maybe, when she goes to him to ask him to order some Vulcan Midol.  :p

Dinah

Congratulations on your first story, Silverbullet!  It's nice to know that you're a man who doesn't always play it safe.  You've picked a bold topic for your first story. 

I'm glad that T'Pol felt comfortable enough with Hoshi that she could confide in her.  That always makes things easier.

And as for Trip and T'Pol...well, let's just say I think they're in for an interesting couple of days.

Asso

anonymous... it exists. Now I think I have to be clear, I'm talking as a doctor, now. It exists and it is not strange.

So, you can believe that Vulcan women don't have it, but this is Fiction, for Pete's sake, and all is allowed in fiction, if it is not offensive.

Here I found only humour and sweetness.

anonymous

Vulcan with cliche PMS. i suppose i could be all 2009 and act like this doesn't annoy me, but what the hell, it did.

justTripn

Yes, Silverbullet you are very brave. ;) I tell my husband,  Women's hormones make them grouchy once a month; while men's hormones make them difficult in a nice constant pattern that we've all gotten used to.  So STOP COMPLAINING! lol . . .
 

Asso

Oh, how much are you quibbling, WarpGirl:s. Please, don-t get angry with me, but take this story for what it is... a humorous love tale.
And about the stereotypical... :p

OH MY SKIN!!!:s:s:s:s:s

WarpGirl

I'm very proud that you were so brave to do this. Now you did say you had the hide of an elephant when it came to criticism so I'm taking you at your word... Honestly I found it slightly stereotypical, when it came to T'Pol's PMS not even ALL human woman act like that. I mean she is Vulcan so I don't think she would have ALL of the same symptoms. Also I'm sure that Vulcan women have control techniques that would aid them in keeping their emotions in check. However, thanks for getting the biology right.

panyasan

The dropping of the robe! The revanche of Harbinger. BTW, some how this story made crave for some chocolate. Great that you started to write a story.

bluetiger

Very nice. If anything in the galaxy can make an entire starship quake in fear, it would be a PMS'ed Vulcan. This was well done Silverbullet. I hope that it is the first of many stories to come from you.

Asso

WEEEEEEEEEEELKOME!:p

Do you know? I work in a place where there are only women with me, and - believe me . sometimes that's hard:s (Please, my dear Ladies, don't skin me!:p)

I love this beginning.:D

When the next?;)

 

Linda

Very humorous, but I am also confused - is this the female version of Pon Farr?  A sort of Pon Farr PMS that occurs every seven years?  Or do you see the cycle different from that of the male Vulcan cycle?  I had to laugh about everyone standing outside the mess hall peeking in the door.  :p  

Alelou

Okay, this is the first horrible Vulcan PMS story I remember reading, and you also get extra points for bravery in posting this when you're a GUY.

This was my favorite part (I'm not sure why, maybe because it reminds me of "Who's on First?" :p):

"You have a mate on Vulcan, and you are not married to him?"

"No," snapped T-Pol.

"Then where do you have a Vulcan mate?"

"I don't have a Vulcan mate."

"But you just said you have a mate."

"I didn't say he was Vulcan."

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